Fight the man.
Things that annoy me
- slow internet
- when the internet is slow
- when you’re on the internet and it moves slowly
- that thing that the internet does when it moves slowly
- something that moves slowly called the internet
OKAY, WELL, THANKS FOR LUNCH.
IT WAS REALLY GOOD SEEING YOU AGAIN. REALLY GOOD. I’VE MISSED YOU.
I MISSED YOU TOO.
SO MUCH.
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OKAY, SERIOUSLY, I’VE GOT A PILATES CLASS AT 3. IT WAS NICE RUNNING INTO YOU.
IT WAS, WASN’T IT?
LET ME GO, DAN.







